King Midara

Everything that the man touches is disturbed.

When he touches the clock,
the hands bend and rotate backwards.

If he uses a ruler, it will bend, bend and stretch.

If he looks up in the dictionary,
it is a typo and a lie.

Even pictures and photos are disturbed.

The nude in the picture is an obscene pose.

Uniform photos will be swimwear,
and swimwear photos will be nude.

If he touches a woman, she will be in trouble.

Ignoring age, culture, and intellect,
she is turbulent.

He is disgusting, annoying, and envious.

Therefore people call him Midala.
However, King Midara is not very happy.

Loving a pure maiden,
his modest wishes are unlikely to come true.

Any pure girl, if he touches it, is an impurity.
She gets confused just by his line of sight.

So lately, even King Midara has been disturbed.

If King Midara fell in despair and fell down,
the ground would shake,
would be disturbed, would be severely distorted,
and it would crack to an annoyance.
 


【 ミダラ王 】

その男の手が触れるもの
すべて乱れる。

時計に触れると
針が曲がって逆回転。

定規を使えば
折れて曲がって伸び縮み。

辞書引けば
誤字脱字の上、嘘ばっかり。

絵や写真まで乱れてしまう。

絵の中の裸婦が
卑猥なポーズ。

制服写真が水着、
水着写真はヌードになる。

女性に触れたら
さあ大変。

年齢、教養、知性を無視して
乱れに乱れる。

いやらしくも悩ましくも羨ましい。

ゆえに人々、
彼をミダラ王と呼ぶ。

しかしながらミダラ王、
あんまり幸せでない。

清純な乙女を愛すること、
ささやかな彼の望みは叶えられそうにない。

どんなピュアな少女でも
彼が触れたら不純物。

視線が合っただけで乱れちゃう。 

だから近頃、
ミダラ王まで乱れ気味。

ミダラ王、
絶望してひれ伏せば

地面揺れ、地上乱れ、
大地、激しく歪み裂け、

やがて悩ましいまでに割れるのだ。
 

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