Girl Thief Group

Have you heard about rumors as well?

About the girl thief group
who is now making noise in the world.

Even though they have cute faces,
what they do is amazing.

Steal anything.
Get anything.

They rob money, precious metals, jewelry,
top secret information, even the beautiful boy’s virgin.

They treat police and guardmen as children.
They treat school teachers as babies.

They stroked the lower half of the middle-aged man
and scratched the empty head of the young man.

No, no.
It is not an unrelated story to you.

This has arrived.
Preliminary notice from girl thief group.

Do you recognize it?
Their target of tonight is your heart.

Not at all.
It is an honor.

I will protect you for the time being.
Because it’s work.

I do not feel confident at all.
 


【 少女窃盗団 】

君も噂ぐらい聞いたことあるだろ?
今世間をお騒がせ中の少女窃盗団について。

彼女ら、かわいい顔してやるこたぁ凄い。

なんでも盗む。
なんでも手に入れる。

お金も貴金属も宝石も極秘情報も
美少年の童貞だって奪っちまう。

警察やガードマンは子ども扱い。
学校の教師なんざ赤んぼ扱い。

中年オヤジの下半身逆撫でにして
若いもんの空っぽ頭、引っ掻きまわす。

いやいや。
君に無関係な話じゃないよ。

これが届いたんだ。
少女窃盗団からの予告状。

心当たりあるかい?
今宵のターゲットは君のハート。

ふん。
名誉なことだね。

とりあえず守ってやるよ。
仕事だからね。

さっぱり自信ないけどさ。
 

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